Victor Senior High School Seniors Lose Privilege of Late Arrival and Early Dismissal
In a surprising turn of events, the administration at Victor Senior High School has decided to revoke the long-standing privilege of late arrival and early dismissal for seniors. This decision, effective immediately as of April 1st, 2025.
This has sent shockwaves through the student body and sparked intense debate among parents, teachers, and students alike.
The administration cited concerns over academic performance and attendance as the primary reasons for this decision. “We believe that maintaining a consistent schedule will help our seniors stay focused and better prepared for their post-secondary endeavors,” said superintendent Tim Terranova.
However, as the details of the new policy emerged, it became clear that the situation was more complex than initially thought.
Reports indicate that the decision was influenced by a series of bizarre incidents involving seniors taking advantage of their flexible schedules. One student was found using his early dismissal time to orgainize an unplanned dodgeball tournament in the hallways, leading to several broken windows and some minor injuries.
Another senior was caught attempting to transform the schools library into a secret lounge, complete with bean bags, disco lights, and a popcorn machine. The student claimed he was trying to create a “chill zone” for the students to unwind, but it quickly became a distraction and a fire hazard.
The final straw, according to school officials, came when a group of seniors orchestrated a massive scavenger hunt that involved hiding key pieces of the schools equipment, including the principal’s office chair and the science department’s microscopes. While intended as a fun activity, the scavenger hunt caused significant disruptions to classes and administrations functions.
“While we appreciate the creativity and enthusiasm of our students, we must prioritize the safety and order of our school and community,” Principal Siesto explained.
In response to the new policy, some seniors have taken to rather extreme measures to express their discontent. One group of students has reportedly started a petition to replace the school administration with a council of highly trained penguins, arguing that “penguins understand the importance of punctuality and discipline.”
Another faction of seniors has begun constructing a giant slingshot on the school roof, planning to use it to launch themselves directly to their afternoon classes, thereby bypassing the need for early dismissal altogether.
As the school year progresses, it remains to be seen how these changes will impact the senior class at Victor Senior High School. While the initial reaction has been one of frustration and disbelief, some students are already finding creative ways to adapt to their new schedules.
In an unexpected twist, the library “chill room” has been repurposed as a unique study area, and the dodgeball tournament has been moved to the gymnasium as part of a new central sports program.
Ultimately, the administration hopes that this decision will encourage students to find a balance between their academic responsibilities and their extracurricular passions, even if it means navigating a few more unexpected twists and turns along the way.
For more details, please read this press release on the Executive Order
