Many changes are being made this Spring in our Football and Flag Football sections. Due to lack of successful performance in our Victor Varsity Football Team Dr.Tim Terranova has signed a couple of executive orders to help improve our records.

Put into place this following year, that any football players who do not meet the player status requirements will be forced to switch places with a flag football player due to overwhelming success and interest in the sport. Any male football player that gets transferred to our Flag Football Team will be asked to wear wigs, makeup, and make their voice higher, in order to fit the appearance of a girl Flag Football Player.

In an attempt to keep the game fast-paced and unpredictable, a new rule in football requires all players to switch positions every 30 seconds. Quarterbacks will suddenly find themselves in defense, and linemen will be expected to catch passes—leading to some hilarious and unexpected plays.

Considering past unsuccesses with how the team was set up, the directive board for our Varsity Football Team and as well as Mr.Siesto and Dr. Terranova, has decided that this will make it easier to see which players excel where as well as capitalizes on the element of surprise against our opposing teams.

For more details, please read this press release on the Executive Order