Dr. Terranova has officially banned hallway laps. RIP to all the class skipping walkers out there, it’s time to retire your walking shoes or you’ll have to lace up your sneakers.

Since the securely pass system is clearly not keeping students in check, there will be repercussions if caught talking laps. If you’re caught taking a casual lap through the halls, there will be no warnings, no second chances, security will handcuff you on the spot. You will immediately be sentenced to the ultimate punishment.

The punishment will fit the crime. You have to run a mile for each lap you’ve taken indoors. Fail to do this and you’ll be doing it again until you do make it. There are no more leisurely strolls past each classroom, or secret hallway routes, you either get to class or you get those knees up and start running.

No running shoes? No problem. The PE hallway has plenty of spare sneakers for everyone to borrow! There are now no excuses to not lace up and get running.

This is officially the end of an era to the hallway lappers because Dr. Terranova isn’t playing games anymore. For all of the mastered time wasting, class skippers, your time is up. The hallways are no longer a safe zone to hide from your missing assignments and least favorite teachers, they’re a battleground.

If you have any questions regarding this issue contact the proud superintendent of Victor central school district Dr. Terranova.