Anyone who has been in a classroom with Nick Leonard knows he is an “interesting guy”. Nick himself is quick to give himself that very title. In fact, during our interview he called himself “interesting” at least five times.

So, what’s so interesting about Nick Leonard? According to Nick himself, “I’m a pretty interesting man. I play sports, alot of basketball and lacrosse. I do DECA, (I’m pretty decent at that) I love hanging out with my friends, messing around. Love to mess around in stores, get into a little bit of trouble, cause a little mischief. I’m a pretty funny guy, I play video games too. Big Madden guy, big Fortnite guy too”.

Truly an interesting man. If Nick here still hasn’t shown what could be so fascinating about him, then he is about to knock your socks off. We at the victor voice had our team of intelligent intellectuals come up with impressively controversial questions the world was not ready for. 

The following question contains extremely controversial topics that may not be suitable or appropriate for all audiences. Not everyone will agree with Nick. Viewer caution is advised.

Thoughts on Water without any ice?

“You need to get locked up for that sh*t”.

Thoughts on stale bread?

“It’s kinda like stuffing, if it’s in stuffing form I’ll eat it, but if it’s not that sh*t is going into the trash”.

Thoughts on the newest season of the Simpsons?

“I’m a Family Guy guy”.

Thoughts on Dirt?

“I love dirt man, you put your hands in it -get your nails into it, I hate that though”.

Where do apples come from?

“It comes from the Adam’s apple in your throat. So that’s why they call it. so like Adam had an apple, and logged it down somebody’s throat and then sprouted a seed, so then, yeah that’s how everyone is born with an adams apple now like men are…””…they come from seeds”.

What are your thoughts on sports?

“‘I’m a big Bills fan, going to the Bills Cowboys game this week. I love the bills, love watching the NBA too, you know I dabble on that. I ‘sports bet’, even though that’s illegal for someone who is 18, I don’t really get much money from it because I can never cash it out”.

What did you eat for breakfast?

“I don’t eat breakfast anymore, but on certain days my go-to breakfast is like an egg bacon and cheese sandwich, like I would have a good breakfast if I had breakfast, but, you know, I don’t usually eat breakfast because in the morning I don’t get hungry and i would eat when i’m hungry. I’m a pretty big guy so I get hungry later in the day”.

Why did you want to get interviewed?

“I threw my name out there as a joke, and Jonah you caught it, and i was like ‘hey maybe i can get my name out there, you know, spread my love for the people and love for my image. And Jonah, I know. You know I’m a pretty interesting guy. You probably only saw a glimpse of me and you probably already think that I am interesting. So I think I just wanted to get interviewed because, you know, I like talking to you Jonah and I think we could have a good conversation about myself.” 

As you can tell, Nick is truly another human being. To confirm, We asked a friend of Nick’s similar questions. We asked Sean Garcia Perez, a person who we are sure is not Nick Leonard. When asked what his favorite color was, Sean said his favorite color was red. When We asked Nick Leonard this same question, he said blue. This is proof that Nick Leonard and Sean Garcia Perez are not the same person.

Because Nick and Sean are different people, we decided to ask Sean about how interesting nick is. Sean replied by saying “Nick is very interesting, There is no one like him in our high school currently, he is someone special.” Nick Leonard is an interesting person for a variety of reasons, but at the end of the day; all of us are interesting. For reading this article, your appreciation is noted and you will receive a cookie in 8 to 10 business days.